terms & conditions
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Intellectual Property and Content Rights
Unless otherwise noted, the copyrights to all materials, text, images, content and layout of the Site (including user and visual interfaces, images, look and feel, design, sound, etc..., and any underlying software and computer codes) are proprietary to Us, our affiliates, parents, subsidiaries, or licensors, and are protected from unauthorized copying and dissemination by United States copyright law, trademark law, international conventions and other intellectual property laws. All rights reserved. “Never Finish Early” and the Blue Balls logo are registered trademarks of Blue Balls. Any other product names are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective owners.
You may not copy, reproduce, post on any other website, republish, upload, encode, modify, translate, publicly perform or display, commercially exploit, distribute or transmit any content from or portion of the Site or make any derivative works from the Site in any way without Blue Balls's express prior written consent. Your use of this Site does not grant you any right, title, interest or license to any such intellectual property appearing on the Site. Any unauthorized use of the content of this Site may subject you to civil or criminal penalties.
Use of the Site
We maintain the Site for your personal information. You should feel free to browse the Site and may download material displayed on the Site for non-commercial, lawful, personal use only, provided all copyright and other proprietary notices contained on the materials are retained and such information is not modified, copied or posted on any networked computer or broadcast in any media.
You may not use this Site to: (1) transmit any information, data, text, images, files, links, or software except in connection with your authorized use of the Site or otherwise in response to specific requests for information by Us; (2) obtain unauthorized access to any computer system; (3) impersonate any other person, including but not limited to, a registered user of the Site or a Blue Balls employee or contractor; or (4) invade the privacy or violate any personal or proprietary right (including intellectual property rights) of any person or entity.
You may not use any computer program tools including, but not limited to, web spiders, bots, indexers, robots, crawlers, harvesters, or any other automatic device, program, algorithm or methodology, or any similar or equivalent manual process ("Tools") to access, acquire, copy or monitor any portion of the Site or any content, or in any way reproduce or circumvent the navigational structure or presentation of the Site or any content, to obtain or attempt to obtain materials, documents or information through any means not purposely made available through the Site. Tools that use the Site shall be considered agents of the individual(s) who control or author them.
By using the Site, you agree to indemnify, hold harmless and defend Blue Balls from any claims, damages, losses, liabilities, and all costs and expenses of defense, including but not limited to, attorneys' fees, resulting directly or indirectly from a claim by a third party that arises in connection with your use of the Site.
Modifications to Site
The information on the Site is believed to be reliable; however, the information may contain inadvertent errors or inaccuracies. We reserve the right to make changes to prices, document names, content, product descriptions, specifications, or other information without notice.
Notice of Infringement
If you believe that your work or mark has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright or trademark infringement, please provide a Notice with the following information to the Site's Agent:
An electronic or physical signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the intellectual property interest;
A description of the work or mark that you claim has been infringed;
A description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the Site;
Your address, telephone number and e-mail address;
A statement by you that you have a good-faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the rightful owner, it's agent or the law;
A statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your Notice is accurate and that you are the rightful owner or authorized to act on the rightful owner's behalf.
Our Agent for Notice is:
Registered Agents Inc.
401 Ryland St.
Reno, NV 89502
BLUE BALLS DOES NOT PROMISE THAT THIS SITE OR ANY CONTENT, SERVICE OR FEATURE OF THE SITE WILL BE ERROR-FREE OR UNINTERRUPTED, OR THAT ANY DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT YOUR USE OF THE SITE WILL PROVIDE SPECIFIC RESULTS. THE SITE AND ITS CONTENT ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS WITHOUT REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR PARTICULAR PURPOSES, NON-INFRINGEMENT OR ACCURACY. Blue Balls also assumes no responsibility, and shall not be liable for any such damages caused by viruses or other forms of contamination or destructive features that may affect your computer equipment, software, data or other property on account of your access to, use of, or browsing in the Site or your downloading of any materials, text, images, video or audio from the Site or any linked sites.
Limitation of Liability
In no event shall Blue Balls be liable to any user of the Site or any other person or entity for any direct, indirect, special, incidental, consequential or exemplary, punitive damages (including, but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, loss of data or loss of use) arising out of the use or inability to use the Site or any information contained thereon, whether based upon warranty, contract, tort, or otherwise, even if Blue Balls has been advised of the possibility of such damages or losses.
You agree to defend, indemnify and hold Blue Balls its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, employees, partners and licensors harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of your use of the Site, your violation of the Terms, or your violation of any rights of another.
Additional terms and conditions may apply to purchases of goods or services and to specific portions or features of the Site, including but not limited to contests, sweepstakes, invitations, or other similar features (each an "Application"), all of which additional terms and conditions are made a part of the Terms by reference. By using the Site you agree to abide by such Application terms and conditions. If there is a conflict between the Terms and the terms of the Application, the terms of the Application will control as relating to the Application.
Communication with the Site
You are prohibited from posting or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, or profane material or any material that could constitute or encourage conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate the law. Blue Balls will fully cooperate, including but not limited to, maintaining and disclosing any transmittals or communications that you have had with the Site, disclosing your identity or helping to identify you, with any applicable law or regulation, law enforcement authorities, court order or governmental authority.
Any content or comments you transmit to Us becomes the property of Blue Balls and may be used by Blue Balls or its affiliates for any purpose, including, but not limited to, worldwide, unlimited reproduction, disclosure, transmission, publication, broadcast and posting. Furthermore, Blue Balls is free to use any ideas, designs, words, concepts, know-how, or techniques contained in any communication you send to the Site for any purpose what so ever including, but not limited to, developing, manufacturing and marketing products using such information.
Blue Balls is under no obligation to monitor or review discussion, chats, postings, transmissions, bulletin boards, and the like on the Site and assumes no responsibility or liability arising from the content of any such locations nor for any error, defamation, libel, slander, omission, falsehood, obscenity, profanity, danger, or inaccuracy contained in any information within such locations on the Site. Blue Balls assumes no responsibility or liability for any actions or communications by you or any unrelated third party within or outside of the Site.
Links to Other Websites
Third Party Products
Descriptions of, or references to, products, publications or websites not owned by Blue Balls or its affiliates do not imply endorsement of that product, publication or website.
Void Where Prohibited
We make no representation that information on the Site is appropriate or available for use outside the United States. Those who choose to access this web site from outside the United States do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with their local laws, if and to the extent local laws are applicable. Void where prohibited.
Agreement to Arbitrate, Waiver of Trial, Choice of Law and Venue
The Terms shall be governed and interpreted pursuant to the laws of the state of California, notwithstanding any principles of conflicts of law. BY USING THIS SITE YOU AGREE TO RESOLVE ANY DISPUTES AND CLAIMS YOU HAVE WITH BLUE BALLS EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH BINDING ARBITRATION IN AN INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PURPORTED CLASS OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING. YOU EXPRESSLY WAIVE BOTH YOUR RIGHT TO A JURY TRIAL AND YOUR RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN A CLASS ACTION AGAINST BLUE BALLS, ITS AFFILIATES, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, SHAREHOLDERS, AND EMPLOYEES. In order to seek arbitration, you must first send a certified letter to: Blue Balls Counsel, 1361 South Van Ness, San Francisco, CA 94110, which states (a) the nature and basis for the claim or dispute, and (b) the specific relief sought. If Blue Balls and you do not reach an agreement to resolve the claim within 30 days of Blue Balls's receipt of your letter, then you may commence arbitration through and under the commercial rules of the American Arbitration Association http://www.adr.org. You agree that such arbitration shall take place exclusively in San Francisco, CA and may be conducted via telephone and/or web video. The parties shall bear equally the cost of the arbitration (except that the prevailing party shall be entitled to an award of reasonable attorneys' fees and costs incurred in connection with the arbitration in such an amount as may be determined by the arbitrator). All decisions of the arbitrator shall be final and binding on both parties and enforceable in any court of competent jurisdiction. Notwithstanding the foregoing, Blue Balls shall be entitled to seek injunctive relief, security, or other equitable remedies from the United States District Court for the Northern District of California, the Superior Court of California located in Marin County or any other court of competent jurisdiction.
If any part of the Terms is held to be unlawful, void, or unenforceable, that part will be deemed severable and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of the remaining provisions.
Waiver of any part of the Terms does not constitute a continuing waiver of that part or a waiver of any other term.
Updated May 5, 2023
Blue Balls LLC
1361 South Van Ness
San Francisco, CA 94110